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Kelis - Acapella. New track. Late 00s disco-electro. Is bitch...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:53:44 +1000

Kelis - Acapella. New track. Late 00s disco-electro. Is bitch about to drop a black Confessions on a Dance Floor?

"The doctrine of the safety net, to catch those who fall, has been made meaningless by the doctrine..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:28:41 +1000

“The doctrine of the safety net, to catch those who fall, has been made meaningless by the doctrine of fair shares for those of us who are quite able to stand.”

- The Economist.

In preparation for the upcoming final season of Lost, I’m...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:06:00 +1000

In preparation for the upcoming final season of Lost, I’m going to rewatch it from the Nikki and Paolo episode onwards.

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VULTURE

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:47:57 +1000

For those of you who don’t know, my chosen industry has some issues with job stability, and I’m stuck in its web of short term contracts. Every eight to twelve weeks for the past three years I’ve found myself unemployed time and time again, wasting weeks trying to secure yet another eight to twelve week contract before running out of food money. Unfortunately it means that almost all of my money goes to stocking up for bills and food for that period between jobs. There’s no planning ahead, there’s no saving for anything of any consequence, there’s nothing I can do to get out of this rut.

For any hope of permanency, or even a reasonably lengthy contract, my only hope is to profit from death. It might sound like I’m joking, but in late 2007 I scored an unusually long contract (at four months) after somebody was run over and killed by a bus. Then again in early 2008 Jesus sent somebody a botched suicide attempt, and I won a three month contract on a secondment while they went on extended leave.

But nobody’s dying anymore. Someone was murdered in Sydney the other week but his job is too far advanced for my experience. As my current contract comes to a close, all of my tasks are done, and there’s nothing more I can really accomplish in these final few shifts. Frankly I’d rather be at home updating my resume than pretending to work here.

Sixty or so people are going to die in car accidents in South-East Queensland this Christmas, and frankly, I don’t see why one of them can’t be occupying a position I want. C’mon, just one. Are you there, Jesus? It’s me, Niki.

제육둡밥 하고 김치 $9.90!

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:16:57 +1000

제육둡밥 하고 김치 $9.90!

"[Singapore’s] Changi is the Meryl Streep of airports."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:54:22 +1000

“[Singapore’s] Changi is the Meryl Streep of airports.”

- news.com.au

Abraj al-Bait, Mecca.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:23:50 +1000

Abraj al-Bait, Mecca.

Mecca has the largest building in the world.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:22:08 +1000

Mecca has the largest building in the world.

“holding daddies seed in my pussy”.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:05:23 +1000

“holding daddies seed in my pussy”.

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"Larry, we already screwed up one finale, we can’t do another."

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“Larry, we already screwed up one finale, we can’t do another.”

- ♥ Jerry Seinfeld ♥

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"If pursued into the water, a large kangaroo may use its forepaws to hold the predator underwater so..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:28:01 +1000

“If pursued into the water, a large kangaroo may use its forepaws to hold the predator underwater so as to drown it. Another defensive tactic described by witnesses is catching the attacking dog with the forepaws and disembowelling it with the hind legs.”

- Niki ♥ Kangaroos.

I deeply respect an animal that is capable of consciously drowning other things.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:17:00 +1000

I deeply respect an animal that is capable of consciously drowning other things.:

Kangaroos are so adorable.

(via planettampon)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:01:56 +1000

(via planettampon)

National Library in Prishtina, Kosovo.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:23:56 +1000

National Library in Prishtina, Kosovo.

"How do they lick their backs?"

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +1000

“How do they lick their backs?”

- Dick Solomon after learning humans cannot turn their heads 180°.

It's 2009 and Lube Mobile still hasn't changed its name from Lube Mobile.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:33:56 +1000