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Nov 7th
“I don’t have bedbugs, I went to Princeton.”
— Jack Donaghy.
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TIMES ARE A'CHANGIN'

Is Generation Y the first generation to have to lie on their resumes in order to make themselves...
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
GPOYW.
Nov 6th
Fierce.
Nov 6th

My favourite thing about Independence...

Nov 6th
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A year ago now I went for a job, just a whatever job for...
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I think it’s fair to say that until the Hale Street...
Nov 6th
“Melbourne’s firefighters should be paid extra for...”
— I’m speechless.
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Is this the best episode of Survivor ever?
Nov 6th
Nov 6th

SPY vs SPY

A televised speech by Sarah Palin last year really stuck in my mind as the single moment that made...
Nov 5th
GPOYE. Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Employed.
Nov 5th
“Michael Laws, a Kiwi politician, said governments should pay...”
— ♬ Let’s cross the Tasman...
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Terrorist attack in Texas, 12 dead.
Nov 5th
(via iwontallowit)
Nov 5th
(via planettampon) UUUUUUGH.
Nov 4th

I can't understand how fake tanned and...

Nov 4th
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I'm actually a better person for having...

Nov 4th
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“Offa dozen.”
— What the hell does Heidi Klum...
Nov 3rd
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Isaac Asimov would be spinning in his grave.
Nov 3rd
“Some psychopaths are able to detect the emotions of others...”
— Wikipedia.
Nov 2nd
“The gods are jealous, and when you have good fortune you...”
— George Orwell’s...
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
Grease.
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“Mingling among the guests and taking full opportunity of the...”
— Absolutely everything about...
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“Have you met many guys my age? They’re usually grumpy...”
— Madonna.
Nov 2nd
Warch Watch
Margaret Thatcher.
Nov 2nd
(via pornwithoutporn)
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Thank you for bein’ a friend.
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“At the 2003 American Music Awards, he ripped open comedian...”
— Ryan Seacrest.
Nov 2nd
Listen Listen
Róisín Murphy - Orally Fixated.
Nov 2nd
“You know how asians have that sharp, rotten fruit smell?”
— Blair.
Nov 2nd
THIS IS IT.
Nov 2nd
My favourite thing about Michael Jackson was his horse eyes.
Nov 2nd
Nov 1st
nineteen666: Hmm. Maybe I DO need 6kg of minties. Maybe I...
Nov 1st

CURSED

I was on a studio visit a week ago for work, and the artist’s wife was telling me about the...
Nov 1st
“I don’t even bring her around anymore, out of respect!”
— Jeff Greene on his wife Suzie.
Nov 1st
Larry David is a genius.
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JENNY JONES WAS BORN IN BETHLEHEM. The real one, not like,...
Nov 1st
“I planted some lettuce yesterday and it’s still there...”
— Jenny Jones.
Nov 1st

SWOTVAC

Study Week Odiously Tempts Vulgar Acronym Creation.
Nov 1st
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Oct 31st
Ronan Point.
Oct 31st
Ronan Point.
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Whoa I didn’t expect shit to start happening so fast.
Oct 31st
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“Let this serve as a warning to us all. Iceland has universal...”
— The Onion.
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Category: Lists of ambiguous hospital names
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Okay I’ve been awake for about six minutes and this is...
Oct 31st