niki: Archive

Nov 23rd

Listen

Kelis - Acapella. New track. Late 00s disco-electro. Is bitch about to drop a black Confessions on a...

Nov 23rd

“The doctrine of the safety net, to catch those who fall, has...”
— The Economist.

Nov 23rd

In preparation for the upcoming final season of Lost,...

Nov 23rd

VULTURE

For those of you who don’t know, my chosen industry has some issues with job stability, and...

Nov 23rd

제육둡밥 하고 김치 $9.90!

Nov 23rd

“[Singapore’s] Changi is the Meryl Streep of airports.”
— news.com.au

Nov 23rd

Abraj al-Bait, Mecca.

Nov 23rd

Mecca has the largest building in the world.

Nov 23rd

“holding daddies seed in my pussy”.

Nov 22nd

“Larry, we already screwed up one finale, we can’t do...”
— ♥ Jerry Seinfeld ♥

Nov 22nd

“If pursued into the water, a large kangaroo may use its...”
— Niki ♥ Kangaroos.

Nov 22nd

I deeply respect an animal that is capable of...

Nov 22nd

(via planettampon)

Nov 22nd

National Library in Prishtina, Kosovo.

Nov 22nd

“How do they lick their backs?”
— Dick Solomon after learning...

Nov 21st

It's 2009 and Lube Mobile still hasn't...

Nov 21st

Oh Laurie Metcalfe.

Nov 21st

QLD Parliament opens petition for R18+ game...

Nov 21st

Naum Gabo Head No. 2, 1916.

Nov 21st

Remember when the characters found themselves at a Smash...

Nov 21st

Looks can kill.

Nov 20th

Petrie Bight, Brisbane.

Nov 20th

THE WORST THING IS WHEN YOU WATCH THEM CLAP.

Nov 20th

They have one cunt.

Nov 20th

PITCH A TV SHOW

Just half an hour of Glenn Close and Jane Krakowski having psychotic fits of escalating intensity.

Nov 20th

<Bart> I...
<Helen Lovejoy> Took the money? Yes we know.
<Moe> He confessed!

Nov 20th

nineteen666: I can’t believe how much of this is just...

Nov 20th

Nov 19th

For these last two weeks of November, multiple armed Black...

Nov 19th

I’m spending way too much time drafting an apology...

Nov 19th

“Star Jones is a nigger-bitch” - Sandra...

Nov 19th

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the...”
— The Tenth Amendment.

Nov 19th

Listen

extrafirmhold: Tina Turner - Goldeneye.

Nov 18th

BLAIR & NIKOLAUS.

Nov 18th

I put on chapstick too soon after eating...

Nov 18th

ANECDOTE ON THE STUPIDITY OF AUSTRALIANS

There’s been some fuss lately about the price of books in Australia. In order to...

Nov 18th

kayfabe: BEST GIF EVER.

Nov 18th

“Oh my God, oh my God. My twin brother’s been shot. I...”
— Sam Sweet confessed to the...

Nov 18th

The shaded area is what the Australian and American...

Nov 17th

“Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills...”
— Sigourney Weaver, GalaxyQuest.

Nov 17th

Sam Rockwell is a sexy, sexy man.

Nov 17th

Nikolaus, aged 30.

Nov 17th

Sigourney Weaver is pretty hot in this movie.

Nov 17th

I wish I could review the voicemail...

Nov 17th

“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a...”
— Sideshow Bob.

Nov 17th

A smart man gets what he wants.

Nov 17th

Did you know that in France, all of their call centres are...

Nov 17th

Nov 16th

The Apprentice Australia.

Nov 16th

The mail was too hot to touch.

Nov 16th

Way to hit shitty targets. You’re not even trying.

Nov 16th

Nov 15th

Nina van Horn.

Nov 15th

A job has just come up and if I don’t get it I’m...

Nov 15th

The more I read the shit on...

Nov 15th

“In a food processor, grate carrots and mix with sultanas and...”
— There’s a bread.com.au...

Nov 15th

petenovez: For many years I thought Agro was meant to be a...

Nov 15th

The single unifying characteristic of...

Nov 15th

“Remember when 2012 was the distant future? More to the...”
— Ian Maddison.

Nov 15th

(via winnr)

Nov 14th

“This coffee’s shithouse, I bet she’s used...”
— Prowsie, Frontline.

Nov 14th

I'M SELLING MY TENORI-ON

Nov 13th

Kylie Minogue - The One (Freemasons Remix)

Nov 13th

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Ladytron - Soft Power. You forget how good “Witching Hour” was, and how exceptional this...

Nov 13th

The way she looked at that photograph was the cutest thing...

Nov 13th

♥

Nov 13th

Xenia Onatopp.

Nov 13th

I think they forgot this guy’s on the jury.

Nov 13th

“OMG IT’S FRICKEN THERE!”
— Emma, Beauty and the Geek.

Nov 12th

Michael Jackson has fantastic legs.

Nov 12th

Ten more boats just set off now.

Nov 12th

IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING

Imagine this. You’re down at a rock pool or in a lake or whatever, it’s quiet,...

Nov 12th

“Despite this, the species has been culled in parts of Sydney...”
— Australian “White”...

Nov 12th

NO. NO. NO NO NO!

Nov 12th

Military helicopters full of armed...

Nov 12th

They’re handing out gloves at South Bank train...

Nov 12th

Nov 11th

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME?

I just got a handwritten letter from a chemist I bought some antibiotics at last week, saying that...

Nov 11th

“It is wrong for anybody to go to a strange land and then...”
— Dr Palitha Kohona, Sri Lankan...

Nov 10th

At present turnover rates, Popjustice has determined that on...

Nov 10th

<Mike> Kate Ceberano's Asian isn't she?
<Prowsie> I think she's got a bit of Hawaiian in her.
<Mike> That's close enough.

Nov 10th

Watch

bobloblawslawblog: Glorious independent anime short. Schoolgirl can’t stop running down a hill....

Nov 10th

“CHINESE scientists artificially induced the second major...”
— China wins ten points.

Nov 10th

(via planettampon)

Nov 10th

That’s a bit ominous isn’t it?

Nov 10th

If “V” is any indication of television’s...

Nov 9th

Paulina Porizkova.

Nov 9th

(via avedanke) Twenty years later and we haven’t...

Nov 9th

“Somali pirates attack a Hong Kong-flagged oil tanker with...”
— PIRATES ARR SMRT.

Nov 9th

Nov 8th

“That’s a stupid made up sign! That doesn’t...”
— Clerk, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Nov 8th

Two for five dollars.

Nov 8th

Nov 7th

“I don’t have bedbugs, I went to Princeton.”
— Jack Donaghy.

Nov 7th

TIMES ARE A'CHANGIN'

Is Generation Y the first generation to have to lie on their resumes in order to make themselves...

Nov 7th

Nov 6th

GPOYW.

Nov 6th

Fierce.

Nov 6th

My favourite thing about Independence...

Nov 6th

A year ago now I went for a job, just a whatever job for...

Nov 6th

I think it’s fair to say that until the Hale Street...

Nov 6th

“Melbourne’s firefighters should be paid extra for...”
— I’m speechless.

Nov 6th

Is this the best episode of Survivor ever?

Nov 6th

SPY vs SPY

A televised speech by Sarah Palin last year really stuck in my mind as the single moment that made...

Nov 5th

GPOYE. Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Employed.

Nov 5th

“Michael Laws, a Kiwi politician, said governments should pay...”
— ♬ Let’s cross the Tasman...

Nov 5th

Terrorist attack in Texas, 12 dead.

Nov 5th

(via iwontallowit)

Nov 5th

(via planettampon) UUUUUUGH.

Nov 4th

I can't understand how fake tanned and...

Nov 4th

I'm actually a better person for having...

Nov 4th

“Offa dozen.”
— What the hell does Heidi Klum...

Nov 3rd

Isaac Asimov would be spinning in his grave.

Nov 3rd

“Some psychopaths are able to detect the emotions of others...”
— Wikipedia.

Nov 2nd

“The gods are jealous, and when you have good fortune you...”
— George Orwell’s...

Nov 2nd

Grease.

Nov 2nd

“Mingling among the guests and taking full opportunity of the...”
— Absolutely everything about...

Nov 2nd

“Have you met many guys my age? They’re usually grumpy...”
— Madonna.

Nov 2nd

Watch

Margaret Thatcher.

Nov 2nd

(via pornwithoutporn)

Nov 2nd

Thank you for bein’ a friend.

Nov 2nd

“At the 2003 American Music Awards, he ripped open comedian...”
— Ryan Seacrest.

Nov 2nd

Listen

Róisín Murphy - Orally Fixated.

Nov 2nd

“You know how asians have that sharp, rotten fruit smell?”
— Blair.

Nov 2nd

THIS IS IT.

Nov 2nd

My favourite thing about Michael Jackson was his horse eyes.

Nov 2nd

Nov 1st

nineteen666: Hmm. Maybe I DO need 6kg of minties. Maybe I...

Nov 1st

CURSED

I was on a studio visit a week ago for work, and the artist’s wife was telling me about the...

Nov 1st

“I don’t even bring her around anymore, out of respect!”
— Jeff Greene on his wife Suzie.

Nov 1st

Larry David is a genius.

Nov 1st

JENNY JONES WAS BORN IN BETHLEHEM. The real one, not like,...

Nov 1st

“I planted some lettuce yesterday and it’s still there...”
— Jenny Jones.

Nov 1st

SWOTVAC

Study Week Odiously Tempts Vulgar Acronym Creation.

Nov 1st

Oct 31st

Ronan Point.

Oct 31st

Ronan Point.

Oct 31st

Whoa I didn’t expect shit to start happening so fast.

Oct 31st

“Let this serve as a warning to us all. Iceland has universal...”
— The Onion.

Oct 31st

Category: Lists of ambiguous hospital names

Oct 31st

Okay I’ve been awake for about six minutes and this is...

Oct 31st

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2009

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VULTURE

It's 2009 and Lube Mobile still hasn't...

PITCH A TV SHOW

I put on chapstick too soon after eating...

ANECDOTE ON THE STUPIDITY OF AUSTRALIANS

I wish I could review the voicemail...

The mail was too hot to touch.

The more I read the shit on...

The single unifying characteristic of...

Michael Jackson has fantastic legs.

IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING

Military helicopters full of armed...

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME?

Paulina Porizkova.

TIMES ARE A'CHANGIN'

My favourite thing about Independence...

SPY vs SPY

I can't understand how fake tanned and...

I'm actually a better person for having...

CURSED

SWOTVAC